Tumblr (3.0; @lmaoposts)http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vpls7lYB1qbipv3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363156860http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363156860Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:20:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicoosuxx.tumblr.com/post/30970453897">nicoosuxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lhrtmb6K1r0kxf0.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lhseq6Ah1r0kxf0.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363151557http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363151557Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:19:59 -0400<blockquote> <p>i get so confused with sub genres of music there’s like metal, death metal, progressive death metal, polka finnish melodic black metal with fries and a diet coke i give up</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363148334http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363148334Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:19:56 -0400Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes<br /> *Wakes up February 5, 2069*http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363088128http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363088128Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:19:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m177nfuMsm1qlrxk7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363083191http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363083191Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:19:02 -0400<blockquote> <p><strong>Teacher:</strong> “<em>Alright, class. Since its our first day, let us all introduce ourselves.</em>”</p> <p><img height="269" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8db4koCjX1qguxwk.png" width="304"/></p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363077615http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363077615Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:57 -0400<blockquote> <p>how do you lose weight by tomorrow</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363071972http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363071972Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:52 -0400*showering* <br /> *not hot enough*<br /> *turns knob 1/16th of an inch*<br /> Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively. http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363067162http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363067162Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:48 -0400<blockquote> <p>when you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9532eN4nP1rrrg2a.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363019874http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363019874Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:10 -0400<blockquote> <p>MR KRAAAaaabSS I haveeee annn IDEEAAAAAAAA</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7irhkNsRn1qifdz4.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363013712http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363013712Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:05 -0400<blockquote> <p>We were discussing gay marriage in class and some girl was like ‘God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve’ and another girl was like ‘God ain’t create that cheap-ass lace front on your head either. That shit is Lucifer-made.’</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363011372http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363011372Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:03 -0400<blockquote> <p>greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363003261http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363003261Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:17:57 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>imagine a person with a lisp trying to talk dirty</span><br/><br/><span>do u want me to put my cock in ur thweet ath or ur hot puthy </span></p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363000889http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31363000889Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:17:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ng8xX78Y1ru1x3yo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ng8xX78Y1ru1x3yo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicoosuxx.tumblr.com/post/30975621755">nicoosuxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9oovkQoEI1qf62no.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362917879http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362917879Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:45 -0400<blockquote> <p>writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362911615http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362911615Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:40 -0400<blockquote> <p>a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362906188http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362906188Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99yd8Pfp21r3k73wo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99yd8Pfp21r3k73wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362900329http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362900329Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tndpBFuU1r93lsso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tndpBFuU1r93lsso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362894238http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362894238Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:25 -0400<blockquote> <p>So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something</p> <p><img height="480" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k3x075qM1rf89amo1_1280.jpg" width="640"/></p> <p>But then I opened it and</p> <p><img align="middle" height="480" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k3x075qM1rf89amo2_1280.jpg" width="640"/></p> <p>Religion, you’re doing it right</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362888035http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362888035Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:20 -0400<blockquote> <p>It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day</p> </blockquote>http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362884555http://lmaoposts.tumblr.com/post/31362884555Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:16:17 -0400